Sunday, 30 December 2007

Chinese TV Commercial "Automatic Doctor"

If this is typical of Chinese television then it must be a 24-7 scream...

Tuesday, 25 December 2007

Sunday, 23 December 2007

True Meaning of Xmas

This goes on for 25 mins so I'd forgive you for maxxing out b4 then... Here's the true wiccan meaning of the yuletide crede! Notice the song: Dance Dance Wherever You Maybe for the "Lord" Shiva was Lord of the "Dance" and not Jesus Christ. And "Christmas" isn't Christian either!

(Two Ronnies) The Worm That Turned

This is the "strand" from their variety show about a world dominated by women in which men were banned: In no particular order...

Watch this one second as for no plausible reason it cuts off half way through. Dunno why. Sorry...

Tuesday, 11 December 2007

Monday, 3 December 2007

If you really knew me...

... something about needles..??

Monday, 19 November 2007

Ebony Funky Dancer

Dancing to Aphex Twin's Windowlicker...

Purloined from Raffi's video blog...

Monday, 12 November 2007

Vivienne Vyle: Episode 2

Part 1 of 4

Part 2 of 4

Part 3 of 4

Part 4 of 4

Remembrance/Veterans' Day...

Remembrance Day

WWI photos. To the tune of "Mad World"...

Thursday, 8 November 2007

Jennifer Saunders: Vivienne Vyle Episode One

In which Jennifer Saunders plays a chatshow hostess:

Part 1 of 4

Part 2 of 4

Part 3 of 4

Episode 4 of 4

Wednesday, 31 October 2007

Totem Animals

I'm not into that kinda hippie **** anymore, but it's a beautiful video...

Saturday, 27 October 2007

Big Bang and Creationism

Here's a video for all you Creationists out there to reinforce what you believe. Cause I don't believe in that Big Bang rot, either...

This was purloined from the "Rob 3.25am" blog

Tuesday, 23 October 2007

Olive, world's oldest blogger's 108th birthday message ...

Her "blob", as she calls it, is at:

Well worth a click!

384 views a/o Tues 18.10.7

X-factor audition Barcelona's Penelope sings Fields of Gold

(Tries to sing Over the Rainbow first ...)

Tuesday, 16 October 2007

Baby Jessica (McClure) 20 Years Later

Jessica McClure made international news when she fell into an 8" wide pipe that had been dug as a well in her aunt's back garden in Texas over 20 years ago. It took an enormous rescue team 2 whole days to dig her out. This is the catch-up story...

Saturday, 13 October 2007

Tsar Bomb - Biggest H-Bomb Ever Tested

It's only 50 megatons. I thought they'd built a 200 megaton bomb?

What they DON'T tell you in these films is that hydrogen bombs weigh approximately one tonne per megaton blast yield. Which means a tsar bomb weighs as much as two large diesel locomotives. NOT practical to fly THAT over American skies without it getting shot down.

NO! The actual H-bombs that WILL drop on our cities are pitifully weak... less than 1 megaton each. Which means we'll all lay around for HOURS if not DAYS dying of radiation sickness and burns (or possibly burning to death - slowly - in the wreckage before death finally DOES take us...)

It's only 50 megatons. I thought they'd built a 200 megaton bomb? A 200 megaton bomb dropped on London would incinerate Brighton, which is a full 50 miles, 80 km away...

What they DON'T tell you in these films is that hydrogen bombs weigh approximately one tonne per megaton blast yield. Which means a tsar bomb weighs as much as two large diesel locomotives. NOT practical to fly THAT over American skies without it getting shot down.

NO! The actual H-bombs that WILL drop on our cities are pitifully weak... less than 1 megaton each. Sometimes barely 100 kilotons or 5 Nagasakis. Which means we'll all lay around for HOURS if not DAYS dying of radiation sickness and burns (or possibly burning to death - slowly - in the wreckage before death finally DOES take us...) NASTY!

Friday, 5 October 2007

Monday, 1 October 2007

Morph! ft. Tony Hart

This is classic!

When I was tiny my favourite prog was The Clangers; Morph only came out when I was older. This is the best though!

Sunday, 30 September 2007

Prisoner Cell Block H episode 8 alleged missing scene

I don't know whether this was a missing scene or not but that's what the blurb informed me

Assault at Prisoner Cell Block H

Comedic as it unwittingly ever was, here's proof that the classic Aussie women's prison drama wasn't really for children...

Gronda Gronda! It's The Adventure Game!!

This is the classic, cult BBC series "aimed at children yet watched by adults" that featured a pre-newsreader Moira Stewart plus the crazy Chinese woman supplicating before the yellow teapot with the words: "Gronda gronda your royal highness..."

the loadsarubbish code for this is s3e3 - ok, satisfied?

part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4

Friday, 28 September 2007

Other Judder Schnapps Ad

No real judderman here but hey...

Judderman - Metz schnapps commercial

this has been voted tv ad most likely to scare young children...

Tuesday, 25 September 2007

Monday, 24 September 2007

Eurythmics manga anime video - Miracle of Love

I'm putting this in this blog as the music blog will get full up with various versions. I think this is really good...

isn't anime the word for motion picture manga?

anime pronounced A-NI-MAY

Name of this one is AMV Saint Seiya...

Thursday, 20 September 2007

Raymi speaks to 3 yr-old about Starwars

This is so entertaining in a listening to 3 yr olds speak kind of way...

it came purloined from Raymi's blog

Wednesday, 19 September 2007

Britney Bitch revisited...

... at first I thought she'd really improved her performing skills... then I put on my reading glasses and realized it was someone else... ho-hummm

Girl Talking About Boys

Guess how I found this....

I was looking for a Prince video!!

Monday, 17 September 2007

Monday, 10 September 2007

Blue Man Group

These are performing (off-?) Broadway in New York at the moment... I got this clip from JMB's blog...

Tuesday, 4 September 2007

Thursday, 30 August 2007

Monday, 27 August 2007

"What Do You Think?"... (About the US Army's interfering ...)

Lifted from Otimisin's blog

Japanese Human Tetris

Lifted from FunnyShortVideo.BlogSpot ...

**COMEDY**! Garbage Men!

Found this at Grapgat's blog but they'd embedded it in a blogger screen that you cannot copy to your own blog (which doesn't make any sense)... WHY do people use these vulgar things? When all Blogger vids seem to be available on Youtube anyhow..??...

Sunday, 26 August 2007

Lu Wen Cheng Cantonese Music

I found this during my dredges for something on youtube resembling my traditional Cantonese music CD The Autumn Moon on a Placid Lake which is composed by Lu Wen Cheng, among others... However I found this film extract thing which looks like rather a corny teenage southeast Asian love story... but hey have a look...

Saturday, 25 August 2007

Nick Nolte, Barbra Streisand in Prince of Tides

Barbra's made loads of films... but why can't she accept that she's a singer and comedienne... anyone can do serious acting but those first two things take rare talent to bring to perfection...

... also this is the only Streisand film I honestly actually remember scenes of right the way through. Based on a novel by Pat Conroy it sets up an intriguing triangle of interest: Savannah the distressed poet, Nic Nolte the grudging misplaced repressed concerned brother, Streisand the ever so professional yet ever so vulnerable shrink who shows she's just as needing (if not needy as her patient)... good film this one. Far better than the "interesting" but laughable Yentl, that's for sure!!

But: filmic cliche's coming up!

1. How come all groceries are carried at all times in BROWN PAPER BAGS? Don't American shops have carrier bags like we have over here??

2. They spent hard earned cash, drive to the middle of nowhere... then in the heat of the moment he just chucks those impossible to replace gorceries all over the log cabin's floor... something that is NEVER done in real life... not without sparking lengthy potentially relationshipbusting row

Friday, 24 August 2007

Japanese Man With Tail

Yeah... this man seems to have a real-(looking) tail... which implies we share some DNA with DOGS perhaps ...?

Found this clip at

Thursday, 23 August 2007

Highest Sung Note Ever

Georgia Brown of Brazil: this chick can hit G10 which is 4.5 octaves higher than soprano "top C" ("C6")

Ballbreaking! Highest Pitched Male Voice Ever

This guy can shriek off the range of the piano keyboard!

Starring Adam Lopez of Australia

Sunday, 19 August 2007

"April Fool Blizzard!" 1997

Taken from HiddenMahala's blog...

This was in Boston?

Wow! It is SOME blizzard.. look how deep the snow is!!

Aurora Australis - The Southern Lights

This was surely filmed in Antarctica: see the base station...

Thursday, 16 August 2007

Gloria Gaynor I Will Survive video remake

OK I'm trying to keep "spoof" pop vids (original artist's soundtrack: starring some entertaining member of the public) in this Random blog rather than my "serious" musical blog!

Tuesday, 14 August 2007

Thai Chicken Satay Masala

Siamese cookery lesson

Monday, 13 August 2007

Andi Lau The Chinese

Lifted from Tashi-Khoo's blog

Finding Amy Winehouse

This is a film my four Leeds University students :: ~

Monkey Stab Bizarre ...

I found this at Slaghammer's blog ...

Thursday, 9 August 2007

English (of course!) Man Drinks Own Urine

Borrowed from Viva-Voce's blog ...

Home Made "The Girl Is Mine"

To Michael Jackson's original track ...

Paul McArtney and Michael Jackson never put out a video to The Girl is Mine. So, to their original soundtrack, these American College Students stepped into the breach...

Monday, 6 August 2007

American Car Insurance Ad

This was listed down as a "parody ad" by LifeIsMarketing.Blogspot.Com

Geriatric 1927 "telling it all 40" - childhood tales

An old man born in 1927 reminisces about his childhood

"Geriatric 1927: Telling it All 7"

"Geriatric 1927 and JFK Assassination" ...

I've no idea who this is talking. "Peter" is "Geriatric 1927"... this is someone else speaking in reply to him ...

"Geriatric 1927 'First Try'"

This guy, born 80 years ago, has a cult following across the youtube "network" ...

British Accents

I found this totally at random when I brought up Youtube's homepage just now...

Sunday, 5 August 2007

Happy Dance Friday from Redaisy

This is a really off the wall Happy Dance Friday "contribution" ... (Happy Dance Friday being, I assume, some sort of cultural virus or "meme" thing ...)

It comes from Redaisy ("Mermaids"? What) blog ...

Have a look.

Dance Larry Friday Thing ..??

I lifted this from ODAT's blog

and most bizarre it is too!!

Saturday, 4 August 2007

Naked "Mannequins" in Florida

"They are not the kind of mannequins you associate with department store windows," the news report succinctly reveals ...

This clip lifted from

Save the Chinchilla

This is an antifur video ...

Thursday, 2 August 2007

Funny "Conan" Dog Interviews at Starwars Attack of the Drones Premier

I thought Conan was a barbarian... what is he doing on American TV all the time ..?

I purloined this, btw, from Electropie ...

Wonder Woman Opening Title Sequence

Nicked this from

Did you know that Wonder Woman was never allowed to fly to keep her inferior to Superman?? Seriously true, that is

"Jurassic Snack"

I have no idea why this clip has that name ...
See this is a "normal" hamster (a Syrian) ... notice the poppy eyes, "surprised" expression. That's why I used to call my hamster Hammy. BC he looked like a mini xxx

White Faced Roborovski Eats Corn on Hand

See how tiny she is

"Black and White" (Rabbits)

Yeah, this is just two bunny rabbits eating. But they're very cute...

Bunny Rabbit Letter Opener 兔肉開信機

The rabbit speaks Chinese, aparently ...

This one's had 2.1 million hits already and no surprise!

Wayward's Dog Moxie

The tall "wise" one in the background is called Heidi.

Got this clip from CrystalCleanPersuasion

FreshWater Shrimp in 10gallon aquarium

I used to have shrimps in mine. You buy them as live goldfish food but can put a few in a mixed community tank. Mine never did any harm to anything and the fishies in there were too small to eat them ...

Borneo "Fight"?

Looks more like mating to me.

I used to have a Borneo Sucker but she was much darker (usually (she could change colour)) and way flatter. Like a ribbon...

African Dwarf Frog

I used to have a mini African frog in with tropical fish. But this one looks enormous in comparison. Surely it is not the same breed. Also this one has a massive body like it's just swallowed a gold sovereign and practically no head ..?...

Wednesday, 1 August 2007

Bollywood Pop Vid

This is what Bollywood films are all about:

Campbell's Hamster: What is on the Other Side of the Door?

Because the same white furball that was eating popcorn upside down on that piano keyboard seems desperate to get through ::~~

Tuesday, 31 July 2007

Tallest Man Meets Shortest Man On Earth

Yup, that's right: world's tallest and shortest men get to meet:~~

This one came from BestBoratVideos too...

Borat Goes to Walmart...

... well that's what it said at BestBoratVideos.BlogSpot.Com!

Geraldine Winter White Russian Hamster

Geraldine looks slightly confused to me ...

Winter White Hamsters Not Running On Wheel

Mine never went white like this in winter. Probably because I leave my light on too much of the time. (Their fur goes from grey to white in wintertime in reaction to reduction in daylight levels.)

Upside Down Campbells Hamster Eats Popcorn on Piano Keys

I've never seen anything like this:

Campbells Hamster Wheel Fight

These dwarf hamsters are called Campbells. I used to have one, only he kept threatening to bite me whenever I tried to pick him up (hated being grabbed round the sides). Very beautiful furry coats though. Unfortunately my room was too hot really in summer for him and his housemate who was a Winter White (and much kinder in temperament). Their fur was the highest quality fur I have ever felt on a domestic pet. Better than any fur coat I've touched. Good thing the fur trade never discovered these creatures. (Also it would take about 1000 of them to make a floor-length coat. Ooer.)

Loop-the-Loop Roborovski

How many revolutions is that? At least five ::

Friday, 27 July 2007

Tricking Coke Machines: 2-4-1!

Well maybe this works on Coke machines in America or Mars but we don't have ones that look like that here. In fact I've never seen one that looks like that ... good luck with the trick if you do find the right kind of coke machine. In Britain it would surely be CCTV'd up with a hotline to the local copshop ...

Tricking Coke Machines: The 2 For 1 - Watch more funny videos here

How to Chill Coke in 2 Minutes

This came from Readerstation

Chill A Coke In 2 Minutes! - video powered by Metacafe

How to Boost Your Remote Control

This one came from Readerstation as well ::...

You could do childish TV pranks through your neighbours' windows and everything. When I was younger I once went tripping through town with a friend and a couple of remote controls and caused havoc on the local electrical shops ... ooo, how funny!

Remote Control Booster! - video powered by Metacafe

Clever Clinging Chinese Mouster

This shows how they can cling on to your hand so adeptly. Neither normal hamsters, nor other dwarf hamsters nor mice can do that finger-grasping trick ...

Japanese Chinese Hamster

チャイニーズ・ハムスター Chinese Hamster

This is also good film. Notice the poppy woodmouse eyes.

Mine is less active than this. I've never in my life seen him eat anything (seriously). He is really shy and retiring. Loves climbing over my hand, climbs upside down. Seriously dislikes running the wheel! Strangest rodent I've ever had ...

Gem the Chinese Hamster

This is one of very few pieces of film I've been able to find where you actually get a good look at a Chinese Hamster like my Mouster. So click this if you want to see what my pet looks like... see what I mean about "mouselike" ...

Roborovski Hamsters

They call them "robos" in America

Coke Bomb Explosion Prank

Found at

Wednesday, 18 July 2007

Beatles influenced or starring in 1960s cartoon Strawberry Fields ...

I've no idea whether this was official Beatles stuff or semi-official (ie it was them but not officially credited) or whether it's pure pastiche. There's a comments box below. Please: you tell me ...

Saturday, 14 July 2007

Monday, 9 July 2007

Beautiful Bark Banjo

Well I think this is by Bark, but my musical expert Daniel Thompson is hopefully going to confirm this...

It's not on my musical blog because that's basically just pop music and this is fantastic and not pop

This was also "borrowed" from Daniel Thompson's Video Archive...! When will the purloining ever end..??!?

Meerkats - David Attenbrough - BBC

This was a BBC docu. The UKTV Documentary badge is bc it was being repeated on that channel ...

This also purloined from Daniel Thompson's fantabulous Video Archive

Survivorman Swamp Thing

From the (American version of) Discovery Channel...

This I originally found at Daniel Thompson's Famous Video Archive

which is well worth a trip. it's pretty similar to this blog here... only different postings ... mostly ... so wahey for that!!

Ruth's Garden Pond

Go to Ruth's Me My Life My Garden and Ruth's Million Stories blogs to hear more about her ongoing gardening brilliance:

Saturday, 7 July 2007

President Whitmore's Independence Day Speech

From Dr Anonymous's blog

Bizarre singing vulgaridad...

Purloined from Raffi's blog

this is really strange. does this guy think he's got something special going on? i and almost everyone i know can make noises like that if i want to. it's just most of us don't want to ...

Thursday, 5 July 2007

Violette at Home

From Vancouver television. About an artist called Violette. But this youtube screen is purloined from Angela's Art Diary blog

Weird Homes!

Done by Violette! Purloined from Angela's Art Diary

Blowing Things Up!

Borrowed from Bostick at Stop the Barking Dogs dot Blogspot dot Com

Sunday, 1 July 2007

Your Studo Part II

Borrowed from Dynamist

Hollywood Golden Tour

Borrowed from Dynamist

is it a real hollywood public relations film? is it a spoof? you decide

how fantastic!

Thursday, 28 June 2007

Free Emergency Power!

From gadgetholic.blogspot

Hack A Flashlight To Power Your...! - video powered by Metacafe

End Time Beast and False Prophet

Found this at SecondLifeVideos.blogspot

I can't vouch for other people's false prophets, I'm afraid!

Don't Worry Be Happy!

This is a really funny photo-montage to the famous tune. It's here rather than in my Music blog because the pictures tell their own tale of entertainment...

Found this at Odat's blog

Nature's Scariest Secret

Purloined from Raffi!

Amazing Pool Shots!

They are amazing, too!

Found these at Pastoral Ponderings ...

Monday, 25 June 2007

Sunday, 24 June 2007

Tuesday, 19 June 2007

Lindsay Lohan Drunk Driving Crash Video

Well that's what it's billed as. I saw the first 30 secs and no-one appears to be drunk let alone driving ...

Lindsay Lohan Avoiding Paparazzi

Paris in Jail

OK it's a music vid, but it's more "random" than musical.

Which is why it's here and not in my Music Videos Blog

Naomi Campbell Japanese TV Programme

This is really odd.

& doesn't she look tall??

I wish we got Japanese television over here.

This is crap. But it's so much funnier than British crap.

Boy George Community Service


Michael Jackson's Best Dance

Because this is video montage it's here rather than in my music vids blog.

Pure Diarrhoea

Man you just gotta watch this one to believe it.

bizarre ain't the word

Prince Charles & Lady Di Interview

This is the full video of Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer's pre-wedding interview in 1982.

"What do you have in common?"

"Err... almost nothing ..?"

Man! Doesn't she look straight!!

Monday, 18 June 2007

Michael Moore's SICKO trailer

This I found at Dr Deb's blog.

It's the trailer for Michael Moore's latest ...

911 Call - Woman overlooked in HOSPITAL

OK I fished this from Dr Deb's site.

It contains an American 911 emergency tape of a lady calling FROM hospital to ask for medical help for another patient because this person is being so scandalously ignored.

You know what they say ... stranger than fiction!

On a more serious note the poor lady - so desperate for help - actually DIED as a result of this situation. Not funny.

Thursday, 14 June 2007

Puppies Discovering the World at 7 Weeks

This is photo-montage not true video but it's so cute it's going in here.

Came from candlebabe299.blogspot

Bjork in a Church

Taken from Troblogita!

I wasn't sure whether this should go with my music or random clips but Bjork is so random she's staying here!

Prishtina Fashion Week

WHEN LONDON FASHION WEEK is on twice a year, the British media like to give the impression that the event it up there with Paris, Milan and New York. It is not. Everywhere has it's fashion week. And just to prove it - take a look at Prishtina 2006 Fall-Winter? Spring-Summer? Can anybody tell me what season this is meant to be?

Found at VideoShqip.blogspot

No Theft! Bush's Watch Not Stolen

According to this NBC clip the President removed his own watch himself.

Not quite as silly as some people think, then.

Taken from videoshqip.blogspot

Theft! President Bush's Watch Stolen in Albania

Here's the Albanian TV news report:

Found at RaymiTheMinx.blogspot

Wednesday, 13 June 2007

Action 2007

This is some anti-G8 thing. I've not seen it all thru but if you're of a radical turn of mind this may appeal ...

Found at Miserablesaccion

World Etch-a-Sketch Champion!

Debs found this first!

Amazing Unicycle Acrobat ...

... from where else? China of course!!

Purloined from Unicyclism

Tuesday, 12 June 2007

Pool Shot Tricks

As purloined from Daniel Thompson's Junk Drawer of Thought

Sunday, 10 June 2007

Myspace Prank

This is a bizarre kiddie vid.

Courtesy BestMySpaceVideos

Friday, 8 June 2007

Thursday, 7 June 2007

Riley the Amazing Talking Bird

Laurie emailed me this one

Edyta Rules!

From Edyta's blog - of course!

For Technorati:

Technorati Profile

11/9 Fabrications

This is extract from some 11 September hearings ... was evidence fabricated?

Courtesy Bold Contemplations

Dog in Bathtub Cup Chase

Here's a dog doing one of those doggie frenzy things ...

Courtesy chasevideos.blogspot

Upright Walking Dog

Seriously this is not a special effect. This 2-legged dog walks upright like a human being:

Bike Chase

Something about this is faintly surreal ... watch it and see

Wednesday, 6 June 2007

Courtesy Too Hot Videos

Microwave Cam

Found at Madonna's blog:

This is film of stuff we've all wanted to do secretly at one time or another or possibly have done in our misspent youth.

The microwaved CDs are especially poignant.

Tuesday, 5 June 2007

Beautiful Taj Mahal of India

Courtesy of Satya

Gwen Steffani vs Madonna

See what you think of this.

OK this could have gone on the music blog again. But the music blog's really meant to be my favourites in music or at least my memories. This stuff is randomly popped up crap and that's why it's here.

From Natasha's blog.

David Gest's Hairdresser Behind Scenes Reality TV

This guy does David Gest's hair. He wanna look at his own hair first!!

Petsense - Group 4

Don't know what this is but it comes courtesy marketingtv!

Sunday, 3 June 2007

Saturday, 2 June 2007

Desert Rose

This could have gone in my Music Clips blog as it's musical. But it's not by anyone I've heard of so here you are ...

I think this is pretty amazing.

It comes courtesy of

Amazing Greek Gypsy Dancing Boy

This tiny Gypsy boy moves like electricity!

Courtesy Hellas Online

Tuesday, 29 May 2007

Ketchup in Bottle Trick

Ketchup In A Bottle Trick !! - These bloopers are hilarious

When Homer Was 17...

Courtesy Simpsonsshow

Homer When He Was Seventeen - video powered by Metacafe

Courtyard Choreography

Courtesy Saradyback

Buffalo Soldiers trailer

Starring Joaquin Phoenix this is set pre-1989 in the still-divided postwar Germany. Where American soldiers looted pretty much all they could from the army and dealt in drugs! Watch for yourself if you don't believe me ...

Courtesy Love Story Videos

Knitting a Love Song

Courtesy Love Story Videos

Speaking Cat

Well he's trying to speak Spanish.

Aparently it is not a natural part
of cats' vocabulary to "miaaow". They do this only in imitation of their human keepers. If you watch this vid, you'll see:

This comes courtesy: La Gata Lola

This one's called Gato que habla in the original Spanish.

239 views a/o 10:36 hrs 29 May 07

Saturday, 26 May 2007

Madonna: Lovely Bitch

Bizarre Things

Don't know what better to call this - essentially a collection of stills set to music.

Funny Clip - The best home videos are here